POPWIFHAT
He opened the chart. He opened his mouth. At least the hat still looks good.
COMING SOON — DON'T BUY A FAKE ⚠️ The only official CA is the one on this page and on our X. Everything else is somebody in a knock-off hat.
The Lore
Three verses. That's the whole holy text.
- 01
Grandma knit the hat
It was pink, it was slightly too small, and it was made with love. He put it on and never took it off. Not once. Not even for the liquidation.
- 02
Then he saw the chart
Mouth open. Fully open. The kind of open you don't come back from. The hat, however, did not move a millimetre. Structural integrity of a good knit.
- 03
Now he's on Solana
Same face, same hat, new ticker. Pop cat walked so a small woolen guy could stand there screaming with excellent headwear.
Tokenomics
Two numbers. If we needed a third one we'd have made a spreadsheet instead of a hat.
5% Fee Rewards
Drop your Solana wallet in the hat. 5% of every fee gets shared out to holders — he keeps the list under there.
We don't store your address, we don't ask for a signature, and we will never DM you asking to "validate" your wallet. Registering is free and doesn't require holding anything.
FAQ
What is Popwifhat?
A small felted animal with his mouth wide open wearing a pink knit hat. He is also a token on Solana. That is genuinely the entire product.
How do I buy?
Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare), put some SOL in it, hit the pump.fun button, paste the contract address from this page, swap. Congratulations, you now own a guy in a hat.
How does the 5% rewards thing work?
5% of all fees collected get routed back to the community holding $POPWIFHAT. Register your Solana address in the section above so we know which hat to fill.
When does the DEX get paid?
At 15K market cap we pay for the DEX listing. Until then the mouth stays open. After then, also open. It's not a phase.
Can he take the hat off?
No. Physically he could. Spiritually the hat is load-bearing.
Is this financial advice?
It is a screaming plush in a beanie. $POPWIFHAT is a meme coin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. Buy it because it's funny, not because you need it to be funny.